What else can he really say? Newt hadn't actually meant to ask if Coop and Mr. Jaywalker are banging, that's not something he really cares to picture, considering he wouldn't be involved in any way. But whatever, props to Coop because this Phillip guy really is a looker. At least if he has to have a cellmate, it's considerate of the guards to stick with a guy who's easy on the eyes.
"Call me Newt," he says, taking a couple steps forward to observe the cell, which really takes him just about halfway across. "So what, are they trying to take us to frickin' trial or something? For littering and jaywalking? I can't even deal, I have shit to do, man. I got a doppelganger to stalk."
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What else can he really say? Newt hadn't actually meant to ask if Coop and Mr. Jaywalker are banging, that's not something he really cares to picture, considering he wouldn't be involved in any way. But whatever, props to Coop because this Phillip guy really is a looker. At least if he has to have a cellmate, it's considerate of the guards to stick with a guy who's easy on the eyes.
"Call me Newt," he says, taking a couple steps forward to observe the cell, which really takes him just about halfway across. "So what, are they trying to take us to frickin' trial or something? For littering and jaywalking? I can't even deal, I have shit to do, man. I got a doppelganger to stalk."