"Oh, please, dude. No. Might be a cool thing to piece together but no, the only thing I'd waste on that is a little bit of time and maybe some effort." He and Kate may still have money put away from their lottery winnings, aside from their nice little pot saved up from their salaries, but even Newt isn't about to go blowing that all on some Tad Choad-related project. No, Todd Chad. Whatever.

He pauses then, grinning broadly. "That being said, if anyone ever does actually offer you an assload of money to find some shit out, feel free to come find me. Sharing is caring."